New Adventures Of The Old MODERN MOMMY

We Thank Thee O God For A Prophet, The One Where I Am Grateful

Kansas City Temple, Another One Where I Get All Churchy

What Ryan Seacrest And Single Moms Have In Common, The One Where I get All Political

I was for sure they meant Seacrest and I clicked on the link and everything. Super disappointed it was this guy. Took a screen shot so you can how anyone could have easily made a similar assumption.

Although admittedly, I was wondering about the whole Wisconsin connection. Not that I care about stale, grody Wisconsin - we kinda broke up after they started up this Senate Bill 507 stuff...

So I am starting a petition for single moms who do NOT abuse their kids AND also want Ryan Seacrest to endorse Mitt. It's gonna be epic.

Oh and there's this too...  Listen to this while you are reading my posts about CNN - it totally takes the sting out of their misleading ticker lines. Plus it's Kenny Rogers. And he makes everything better. Tru Dat.

 

 

 

Mormons - Where We Hide Our Tails In Skinny Jeans. The One Where I Get All Churchy. Ok, Another One Where I Get All Churchy.

Yo, Check it. So you all know Imma proud "card" ('lil inside Saint joke) carrying Mormon? I'm totally making the pointy horn gesture right now. The question I get asked 2nd most often (first is of course being where all you awesome party people can sign up to live on the Hard Rock Cafe style planet I am going to own and operate someday - cuz you know you want in on that action) goes something like... "seriously, no Lattes at all?"

Questions about our beautiful new LDS Temple being built right here in the KC, MO hood and just plain old general curiosity about how we hide our tails in skinny jeans seem to abound these days, so I wanted to share this awesome little nugget of wealth. And ummm ok let's just say - It Contains Actual...

FACTS 

(Click the Facts Button, cuz it's proven to regrow human hair and reduce anxiety is some breeds of cats - patent pending)

You should really read the whole thing cuz it's wicked cool in a...

"Hey Utah, 1982 called. It wants it's huge bangs back" kind of way.

My attention span challenged and/or narcoleptic peeps (who I lost as soon as they saw the word Mormon and the length of this post) up in the cheap seats can check the deets by clicking this hip Mormonism 101 Infographic link I uploaded to my favorite time suck: Pinterest. Plus, the title is so hipster and I like typing it - Infographic. Even the name says "boots with the fur", right?

Hallelujah! The One Where I Start Selling Internal Organs To Raise $499!

Oh Happy Day!